Tuesday, 5 July 2011

The Human Condition. Or, you are all cunts Part 2.

Ok, here's part two of 'You are all cunts'. I think last time I got as far as telling you all that the whole world is full of cunts due to us all being lazy, greedy, gluttonous bastards. Whilst this is certainly true, it's not the limit to the worlds cuntish population. We all know that politicians, bankers, businessmen and you and me are cunts for the reasons heretofore mentioned. I've even posted about all the lazy fat bastards cutting about blaming society for their problems, which of course makes them cunts too. Today I'm going to be banging on about a few other people and the home truths might start to bite. Tough fucking shit. If you weren't all cuntybollocks's , I wouldn't slag you all off now, would I? Egg fucking zactly!

So, lets start today's moaning session with the perpetually unemployed. By this, I don't mean the people who are out of work but looking, nor the unfortunate cripplists or the people looking after them and I don't mean society's rather amusing blatant crazies or the people who are like me (miserable fucks) but suffering to the point wanting to end their miserable fucking existences. No my friends, well not friends... more acquaintances, well, not acquaintances... more, people I tolerate. Well to be honest, not even people I tolerate but people I simply know to exist. Yes that's it. I'll start that bit again. No, my people I simply know to exist, I'm talking about the filthy unwashed masses of dole dossing scumbags who think it's ok to let the State, and by that I mean us, pay for them to sit in their hovels sniffing glue and taking illegal drugs all day with no intention of ever working but with lots of intention of going about causing mischief for all the poor tax paying scumbag cuntybollocks's. These people are going to be the start of today's topic which is the lack of morals and social responsibility that plagues the world we live in today.

Going back to my first blog, Mr and Mr's Hairy had a couple of kids, who in turn had their own and so on and so forth, right down the line to the point where there are that many hairy people (though by this time, significantly less hairy, in fact, some of them so much so that they were almost bodily bald. The freakish little cunts) that they had to form communities and have people running their communities, which obviously means looking after the people who were physically unable to pull their weight within the community due to either age or illness. Whilst there is nothing wrong with that in and of it's self, I do believe that as a species, we are not naturally disposed to live in large groups and then when we do, the shirkers start to show their true colours and the rest get slightly pissed off with them. Going off on a tangent here, sometimes people get so pissed off that they start to discriminate against them and this passes on through generations to the point that the descendants no longer know why they hate these people so much, just that they do and that they must be controlled. If you mix this with the greed for power and control and a touch of megalomania and a hint of all round insanity, you get Hitler. That's right, lazy bastards are what ultimately caused the rise of Hitler. Well, perhaps not, but still perhaps. Anyway, back to the topic at hand. As the communities grew and people saw that those that were unable to contribute were looked after regardless, those with a predisposition to laziness tried to milk the system. Now, back in the good old days, these shirkers were shunned as though they were ginger, and sometimes they were even given a good flogging or hanging and rightly so, but over the course of time this practice very obviously petered out slightly and unfortunately, the retarded offspring of said shirkers saw this and thought 'Well, it must be ok'.

This was the start of a downward spiral that slowly ate away at people's morals. One bad deed begets another and all that and before we know it these people have few morals left. This very obviously led to the destruction of Sodom and Gamorrah as well as the great floods and is probably what inspired God to punish us by inflicting the ginger gene upon the human race. But that's another theory/story/absolute truth altogether.

So, we now have a situation where a small part of the population have utterly lost their morals and are completely unredeemable. Welcome to the first appearance of the 









The above mentioned undesirables spread their seed like the plague and today all of our underfunded areas are infested with them. They are brought up with a complete lack of morals and absolutely zero sense of social responsibility, to the point that if you walk down the street in an area populated by these horrors of unnatural evolution, you are likely to be accosted and have all your possessions forcibly taken from you and perhaps even get deaded in the process. If you live anywhere near them, your home is at risk and will certainly be devalued by their proximity. But then, that doesn't really matter because you only care about that because you are a greedy bastard and you yourself are a parasite on this planet.

Don't be fooled though, these people are not the only ones to have a lack of morals. This is a problem that is endemic in all societies today and can be seen on a daily basis. The unwashed waifs on the streets frequently shoplift, people dodge and swindle each other in business transactions, companies lie to all of us about how good their products are or even what they actually do, people shirk their responsibilities and worst of all, people are down right rude to each other and refuse to help each other. I've seen old dears fall over in the street and people just walk past without even asking if they are okay. What if they had a heart attack? Getting immediate help in that situation massively increases the likelihood of survival but people just walk past. Cunts. All in all, this lack of morals is making the world a positively crap place to live. Cheers for that you dirty bastardy cunting cuntybollocks's! Fuck you!

For anyone enjoying all this or even enjoying the thought of sticking me like a pig with a rusty shank in the showers for writing it all, don't worry, there is much more to come.

3 comments:

  1. I love you Matt.

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  2. Ummm... ta muchly. Of course I understand your feelings as I am a lovable roguish chap with my heroin chic look and superb moral standards, however.... who are you?

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  3. Matthew I declare you president of the true world....just don't fuck it up like Mugabe did!

    regards from

    HAW's AA

    x.h.x

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