Unfortunate of the Week

W/E 17 July 2011

Rupert Murdoch

This weeks Unfortunate is Rupert Murdoch. This man has spent decades propagating his lies and filth, corrupting governments, the police force, local councils, dictating peoples actions, spying on celebrities and ordinary folk alike. He has built his evil empire of corruption on the pain and suffering of a nation, amassing a personal wealth of over $6 billion, a network of companies worth over £30 billion and is ranked as the 13^th most influential and powerful person in the world! How the hell is this media tyrant ranked 13th in that list of people, above Monarchs and Ministers, Dictators and Presidents? I'll tell you how. Because just like Bush, Blair and Brown, Rupert Murdoch is the fucking spawn of Satan. This horrible old bastard sold his soul to make a dollar and now the entire western world is suffering for of it.

He is this weeks unfortunate because, despite all the lies and wrangling, haggling and backtracking, the stupid pricks antics are finally coming to light fully in the public eye. One of his papers has already been closed down and Im sure that if he doesn't face both criminal and civil charges, some $2 hood will gun him down in the streets. We can but live in hope eh? As with last weeks Unfortunate though, the biggest atrocity he has unleashed upon us is his disgustingly ugly, sneering, prickly eyed face.

Rupert Murdoch, you Sir, Are a Cunt! Fuck off and die!