Unfortunate of the Week

W/E 3 July 2011

Colonel Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi

This week's (yes I know it's the first) Unfortunate of the Week is Gaddafi. Not because nearly all of his assets have been frozen and he won't be able to pay his mercenary army, not because there is now a warrant out for his arrest as well as for his remaining son (go Team America! You cunts) and not even because he is one of the worlds biggest cunts to his own people. No my friends, he is Unfortunate of the week this week because he looks like a melted action man that was styled on a Muslim version of Michael Jackson from the early 80's, then put back in the fire to melt some more! I mean, what the fuck is going on with his face? It literally looks like a bag of squashed frogs. Replies on a postcard girls, how many of you would let this man (I use the term loosely. Very loosely) put his dinkle inside you and start thrusting and sweating on top of you? I suspect not many, even for a big wad of cash. It also turns out that Sir David Frost was hired to give him a PR makeover. That very obviously worked a fucking treat didn't it?

All I can say, and I feel that I speak for the entire world here, is... Mr Gaddafi, you Sir, are a CUNT!